The key to any good drinking game is simplicity and this game couldn’t be much simpler. You can use any generation of this game and the rules are still the same. 30 lives, 300% handicap and off you go! A drink is inflicted when your character is sent flying from the stage and must be consumed before returning. Stressing the simplicity is not required.
After several brutal battles, it will literally be a game of last man standing or last man able to wield a controller without spewing his guts, as Mario becomes a horrible red blur and then gets crushed by what a appears to a pink blob that turned into a block (Kirby). Also the level which you choose could have disastrous side effects. This is because basic levels such as Final Destination and Mushroom Kingdom will not lead to the same level of suffering that Spear Pillar and Mute City can produce. However, I strongly advise that Distant Planet remains unused in this game as I can personally guarantee you that it will fuck your drunken head out
of its pissed up mind.
Aside from the brilliant straightforwardness of the game, the reason why this tops my drinking chart is down to the fact eventually there will be no level of skill required. Even the best of us will start to begin to throw ourselves off the stage in a alcohol induced haze. One final tip I will give on this game. If you are playing the Brawl version, there is no possible way of surviving this game if you have the smash ball on.
Confusion, chaos and ultimately climatic failure to avoid a chastising chunder will befall you.
I’m glad to see you had a smashing time there Chris and I couldn’t agree more with your addition, White Ace.
I would recommend however that you purchase yourself a rhino horn style ‘beer bong.’ This will without doubt allow you to consume the beverage with incredible speed thus augmenting your own smashing experience.
If you do not already have in your possession, a fishing jacket as well as a music stand esque mace, I would urge you to acquire these treasures. Smashing will be accelerated accordingly but remember to beware the patrol hounds in your local area; Blood’ounds and Blad’pugs are the most commonly utilised. Roy Pugsley would be your expert on the subject if you desire further information.
I couldn’t agree more about White Ace’s choice of appetiser, the Flame ‘N’ Fried fillet burger meal is absolutely delicious for an esurient youth with an appetite for destruction.
A further warning would be to watch out for the rare species of O’goonly that may lurk the streets of your local area so watch your back fellow smasher!
Yours Sincerely,
Blood brother Smash Brown
So glad i found this thread, truly smashing aint it?!
Just to add one thing, it is absolutely imperative that this fishing jacket you have previously mentioned is of German Flecktarn make. You can find these in “Clarke’s” stores for a modest price and I can assure you they are crafted to last!
At any rate, keep on smashing and hope you have a smashin’ Christmas holiday, I’m sure the event will be pretty nice indeed.
Seeya!
Bloody Hound
Hi guys, good to see some discussion on the matter of SMASHING!
Thought i’d contribute by letting you know I’ve personally been arrested recently for having my very own smashin’ experience. Furthermore, my house has been a target for ruthless criminal damage to this date. I am currently co-ordinating my revenge by allowing my viscious blood’ound to dispose of the perpetrators.
Well, that was my smashing story and I would love to hear back from yourselves.
Sure you’ve got some super smashin’ great stories of your own
Yours Smashing,
Super Smashin’ Jim!
I found this drinking game to be a truly Smashing experience! I drank until i truly did believe that grace was both beautiful, and not a whore! Fantastic game smash out of 10.
Also, do not play this game around Blood Pugs as they tend to become enraged and enter an ace-induced frenzy which results in mass murder of Blaaaaads and can cause lemon deficiency.
Yours sincerely, BLAAAD.
Hey all!
Pretty bloody nice to ‘ear about all ya experiences, i’ve ‘eard that waltzin’ matilda makes for a good smashin’ catalyst, not as good as White Ace of course but nevertheless, pretty nice. I was wondering how do you like your Matildas? Personally im a fan of John Turkey style, along the lines of ‘Shell from John Turkey hit me in the ‘ead’ however it has come to my attention a new age of Waltzin Matilda’s have become popular through the work of Mr O’reilly.
Moving on, during my Smashin’ experience i became part of a group, namely Awkward Walrus, which has resulted in my arrest for harassment, however due to the nature of the crime (Hilarious) PC Clarke has released me on condition I smash as much as possible, pretty nice.
anyway, Smash ya later!
Just a reminder, take this thread seriously!
Hm,
after reading the above comments i am deeply saddened that a group of youths have targeted this article, obviously, they have found comedy in the words ‘Smashin’ Experience’. However i do find this BLADDY HILARIOUS.
I have heard that NOG smashin methods, (neighbourhood orange grove) have been approved legal, in other words, get smashin’ ya citrus fruits!
Due to the arrest of prime smasher Blad Jones, Smashfest 010, with a number of acts such as Who supplied it? and Dear scrotes, we have rescheduled the tour at the Blad arena on friday the 22nd o’ May, featuring Take it seriously and Foul dusty residue, Gas ‘ob have cancelled due to cooking problems.
thanks and goodnight
‘Ello
I came across this post during a truly trippin’ expérience.
These smashin’ experiences you are conversing about seem truly, well, SMASHING!
I hear of a pictoresque location named Penn, where many accounts of smashing experiences ‘ave been recorded within the “Village Voice”.
The consumption of White Ace has increased over the years, which is truly PRETTY NICE! i ‘eard that with just a minor consumption of this product and a nuggle of a Flame n’ fried burger, criminal damage becomes increased by over 100%.
This product named “Ace” by its addicted users is very serious, and should be taken very seriously scrotes.
SEEYA
Grace O’ Pugly
x
Sadly, I ‘aven’t heard of this “White Ace” beverage you take pride in mentionin’. I did ‘appen to question the safety of the substance however as it has largely been referenced to as merely: “PRETTY NICE” – Simply What the ‘ELL does this mean?
Being a qualified Pug surgeon myself, I do find this material rather offensive, the question is “who supplied it?” Bloody lol ent it?!
Yours Sincoonly,
SKIPPA’ – Who are YA?!
Good festive spirit there BLAD, reminds me of the Bocastle FLOODS; ‘ad to smash that bloody window with the fire extinguisher, relieved some o’ the pressure, PRETTY NICE! As for my guests, they unfortunately (hilarious however) recieved an array of Fatal injuries.
If i were to encounter a small group of perfectly innocent youths having a smashin’ experience on Smash Bros, i would proceed using the Police reforms act 2002, (section 50) to Give them all Yellowcards for anti-social behaviour! clearly the youths would be making large amounts of noise as they would be enjoying their experience..unacceptable.
Being more of a conversative Smasher, I am solely against the new legislative enforcement – the distribution of “yellow cards.” Personally, I feel a conventional arrest is far more appropriate given the hilarious circumstances. As long as one can participate in a Clarke Assault, of the description: “Clarke, Clarke, pc Clarke” this is entirely acceptable.
Still, I do enjoy needlessly venting my anger via online forums and can see others do similarly. See you (in ‘ell)