“How Do I Enjoy the Christmas Holidays When I’d Rather Be With My Friends?”

“Dear Aunty, I hate that being home for Christmas means babysitting duty and going to bed at 10pm. I miss stumbling back from the club at 4am and waking up in someone […]

“I feel awful, not only because I’ve let myself down but none of friends and family know about it”

Eating meat whilst proclaiming to be on a vegetarian diet.

Cat Food Cravings

''Sometimes I have urges to eat cat food.''

”My Flatmate won’t get off the Bloody Sofa”

''My flatmate won't get off the bloody sofa. They refuse to go to any of their teaching.''

”I’m Worried My Partner will Leave Me as soon as Lockdown Lifts”

"I'm worried my partner will leave me as soon as lockdown lifts and things get back to normal."

“I Want to Tell My Best Friend I like Her, but She’s Been Seeing Somebody Else for Years”.

''Alexa, play 'More Than Friends' by James Hype and Kelli-Leigh''.

Course Mate Conundrum

"I got off with my course-mate last night."

Quarantine Qualms

Dear Aunty Vi, I think my boyfriend has had second thoughts during quarantine. He never contacts me and when a conversation finally starts, he only asks for explicit pics. I know I […]