Salvation
Going to the Salvation toilets (the girls’ ones at least) can make you feel like you’re staying in a really fancy hotel. Kind of…There’s an adjoining room with comfy chairs and straighteners to fix your hair, huge mirrors, plus there’s the double toilet- two toilets contained within one cubicle. It is the toilet of the future.
Rumours
What the Rumours toilets lack in comfy chairs/hair straighteners, they more than make up for in décor. Namely the pictures of a faceless half-naked man, whose top half is on display in one cubicle and bottom half in the other.
Kuda
The Kuda toilets are situated miles away from the dance floor, which makes them impossible to find and a nightmare to get to, especially if you’re in heels. On the plus side, because no one can be bothered to travel miles to get to them, they’re usually spotless and there’s never a queue. Silver linings.
Tokyo
There are only three cubicles on the entire downstairs floor. While this does mean you have to wait for ages, there is a high probability you will make a few new friends in the queue. I say this, but I’m not sure how successful or long-lasting a friendship started in the Tokyo toilets tend to be.
Willow
No locks, no toilet paper, an air of despair and apparently the boys’ toilets are usually covered in urine. And that’s not even going into the rumours of acts that have been carried out in there…You’d probably be better off holding it in. What would Balotelli do?
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This article is jokes! Fun read.