Name: Jack Coy
College: Vanbrugh College
Year: 3
Subject: BA Underwater Basket Weaving
Campaign in three words: more-crabs-more-beaches-more-pedalos-more-fun (actually, that’s one).
What’s the most important part of your manifesto?
Hard to say – either the Crab Olympics or the tropical island bar in the middle of the lake.
How do you differ from the other candidates?
Probably the lobster outfit. But also my common sense policies.
What was your favourite thing the previous officer did and why?
Kal knew his shrimps, that’s for sure. We’ve chatted for hours before about exotic crustaceans.
What’s the most important thing about the role you are going for?
Turning our dreary campus into a crustacean-paradise.
How are you campaigning?
Walking around campus dressed as a giant lobster, sailing a raft across the lake, etc.
What do you like the most about York?
The ring road, definitely the ring road.
What’s the best slogan you can think of for your campaign?
Vote Coy Get Crabs
What do you think about York Vision?
Any project Milo Boyd is involved in must be good.
Well this just isn’t that funny.
Should have dressed as a koi karp. This might have got a slight wheeze of laughter out of me then.
ofc it is